I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
my greatest achievement.