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cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via dapperfly)

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

(via slihgtlydyslexic)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via dapperfly)

borlax:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

(Source: vinebox, via ohcookie)

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(Source: gutter-whoress, via dapperfly)

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

(via ohcookie)

my greatest achievement.
blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.
Nancy’s a bad ass bitch #theCraft
channelvaust:

Childish Gambino @ Splendour In The Grass

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(Source: daruis, via ithinkmylifeisacomingofagemovie)